1 00:00:19,068 --> 00:00:20,000 Hey. 2 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,620 Oh, hey. Hi. 3 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:23,482 H-- 4 00:00:23,482 --> 00:00:26,517 Were you -- Were you watching me sleep? 5 00:00:26,517 --> 00:00:28,896 No, I was watching you try to breathe. 6 00:00:28,896 --> 00:00:31,689 I think you have a -- a badly deviated septum. 7 00:00:31,689 --> 00:00:34,068 But it's a damn cute deviated septum. 8 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:35,827 Aw, thank you. 9 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,482 I got you something. 10 00:00:37,482 --> 00:00:39,551 Okay. 11 00:00:39,551 --> 00:00:42,068 What is it? 12 00:00:42,068 --> 00:00:43,827 Open it. 13 00:00:43,827 --> 00:00:46,482 Wow. 14 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:48,862 Ah, it's a -- it's a little yellow hat. 15 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:50,482 Try it on. 16 00:00:50,482 --> 00:00:53,655 Oh, I-I'd love to try it on. 17 00:00:53,655 --> 00:00:56,724 Ah. 18 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,034 I love this. 19 00:00:59,034 --> 00:01:00,000 Really? 20 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,655 Yes. Perfect. 21 00:01:02,655 --> 00:01:05,379 I mean, do you think it fits? 22 00:01:05,379 --> 00:01:06,620 Definitely. Does it feel loose? 23 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:07,931 I don't know what it is. 24 00:01:07,931 --> 00:01:09,586 Well, you can always put a bobby pin in 25 00:01:09,586 --> 00:01:12,896 to keep it in place, like they do with the, um... 26 00:01:12,896 --> 00:01:14,448 Yarmulkes? Yes. 27 00:01:14,448 --> 00:01:16,275 Wait. 28 00:01:16,275 --> 00:01:17,931 Why do you know that word? 29 00:01:17,931 --> 00:01:19,448 I'm -- I'm Jewish. 30 00:01:22,034 --> 00:01:23,586 Okay. 31 00:01:23,586 --> 00:01:26,068 No. I'm -- I'm 100% Jewish. 32 00:01:26,068 --> 00:01:27,931 Well, you are funny. 33 00:01:27,931 --> 00:01:29,793 Well... 34 00:01:31,275 --> 00:01:33,758 ♪ Four and three and two and one -- one ♪ 35 00:01:38,275 --> 00:01:40,379 Ilana: Mommy! 36 00:01:40,379 --> 00:01:42,310 My GenesandMe results came! 37 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:44,241 Okay, I am... 38 00:01:44,241 --> 00:01:46,793 100% Ashkenazi Jew. 39 00:01:46,793 --> 00:01:48,241 Yeah, no shit. Ever seen a mirror? 40 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:51,827 Wow. Okay. We have history of anxiety. 41 00:01:51,827 --> 00:01:53,586 Both: Check.Poor eyesight. 42 00:01:53,586 --> 00:01:55,482 Check. IBS. 43 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,275 Yeah, well...Tay-Sachs disease. 44 00:01:57,275 --> 00:01:58,965 Cystic fibrosis. Fragile X syndrome.Uh-huh, uh-huh. 45 00:01:58,965 --> 00:02:01,137 Holy shit. Let me tell you something, honey. 46 00:02:01,137 --> 00:02:03,689 I could've told you all of that without your selling 47 00:02:03,689 --> 00:02:05,551 your medical history to the government. 48 00:02:05,551 --> 00:02:07,827 What -- What do you mean? 49 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:11,517 Google owns your DNA, you naive little bitch! 50 00:02:13,482 --> 00:02:15,793 Well, I'm gonna write all about this 51 00:02:15,793 --> 00:02:17,310 for my grad school personal essay. 52 00:02:17,310 --> 00:02:19,551 "Endophenotypes: The Genetic Inheritance 53 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:21,689 of Mental Disorders." Yikes! 54 00:02:21,689 --> 00:02:25,344 Okay, what else does this have to teach me abo-- 55 00:02:27,137 --> 00:02:28,344 Oh, my God. 56 00:02:28,344 --> 00:02:30,827 Oh, my God!! 57 00:02:30,827 --> 00:02:31,689 Abbi. 58 00:02:31,689 --> 00:02:32,586 What? 59 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,379 Well, I just found out 60 00:02:34,379 --> 00:02:36,896 that I have the richest history a millennial Jew can have. 61 00:02:36,896 --> 00:02:40,586 I'm related... ♪ to a Holocaust survivor ♪ 62 00:02:40,586 --> 00:02:42,137 Yah! 63 00:02:49,275 --> 00:02:50,517 Hey! 64 00:02:50,517 --> 00:02:51,862 Dude, this is incredible. 65 00:02:51,862 --> 00:02:53,551 There's so few left. There's, like, none. 66 00:02:53,551 --> 00:02:55,034 I know, and I'm 16th cousins 67 00:02:55,034 --> 00:02:57,862 with one who lives in Manhattan! Whoa. 68 00:02:57,862 --> 00:02:59,896 We have to go right the fuck now. Okay. 69 00:02:59,896 --> 00:03:01,379 Dope, because I know that I can learn 70 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:02,862 so much about my history or whatever, 71 00:03:02,862 --> 00:03:05,379 but also about our shared mental illness. Shwing! 72 00:03:05,379 --> 00:03:07,206 Maybe I should get myDNA tested. 73 00:03:07,206 --> 00:03:09,517 I could be related to a Holocaust survivor, too. 74 00:03:09,517 --> 00:03:10,724 Who, a guard? 75 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,241 Come on, Ilana. 76 00:03:12,241 --> 00:03:13,793 I don't mean a full-on Nazi. 77 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:15,724 I mean like a Polish soldier who looked the other way. 78 00:03:15,724 --> 00:03:17,517 I am Jewish. 79 00:03:17,517 --> 00:03:20,000 Yeah, emphasis on the "ish." Come on. Let's go. 80 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,172 So what are we doing, the Q or the F? 81 00:03:22,172 --> 00:03:23,586 Fuck! 82 00:03:23,586 --> 00:03:25,000 What da hat? 83 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,551 Oh, this? Lesley got it for me. 84 00:03:26,551 --> 00:03:28,517 She saw it and thought of me. 85 00:03:28,517 --> 00:03:30,758 It's cute, right? I'm just giving it a go. 86 00:03:30,758 --> 00:03:31,689 We'll see. 87 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:34,068 Brave. 88 00:03:40,862 --> 00:03:44,413 Yeah, so she was just, like, out and saw it in a store 89 00:03:44,413 --> 00:03:46,862 and -- and thought of me. 90 00:03:46,862 --> 00:03:48,551 And... 91 00:03:48,551 --> 00:03:50,275 we think she likes you, right? 92 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:52,172 Yeah. Yeah, I mean... 93 00:03:52,172 --> 00:03:54,275 I think she really likes me. 94 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,896 I'm -- I -- I really like her, too. 95 00:03:56,896 --> 00:03:59,931 So, you're a hat girl now? 96 00:03:59,931 --> 00:04:02,172 I mean -- I mean, maybe. 97 00:04:02,172 --> 00:04:05,413 Is that, um... a problem? 98 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:08,655 I'm just -- I'm surprised. 99 00:04:08,655 --> 00:04:10,724 You know, you've -- you've never expressed 100 00:04:10,724 --> 00:04:12,103 any interest in hats. 101 00:04:12,103 --> 00:04:14,172 I watch your eyes when we walk, when we talk. 102 00:04:14,172 --> 00:04:16,344 You've never even looked at a hat. 103 00:04:16,344 --> 00:04:19,827 Well, I mean, I guess I never really considered them. 104 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:22,206 Right. But Lesley bought it for me, 105 00:04:22,206 --> 00:04:24,620 so I'm I'm gonna give it a try.One last thing -- 106 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:25,931 Do you think you're gonna be a hat person 107 00:04:25,931 --> 00:04:27,551 for the rest of your life? 108 00:04:27,551 --> 00:04:29,862 I don't know. 109 00:04:29,862 --> 00:04:31,689 Are we talking about hats? 110 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:34,413 Yeah. We're talking about hats. 111 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:38,965 Hi. Hi. 112 00:04:38,965 --> 00:04:41,448 We are here to visit my very dear, sweet, 113 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:45,068 and close 16th cousin Saul Borowitz. 114 00:04:45,068 --> 00:04:46,310 Oh, fantastic. 115 00:04:46,310 --> 00:04:48,310 He'll be so happy to have visitors. 116 00:04:48,310 --> 00:04:49,965 Can I have your licenses? 117 00:04:49,965 --> 00:04:52,482 And you'll get your licenses back when you leave. 118 00:04:52,482 --> 00:04:53,758 Great. 119 00:04:53,758 --> 00:04:55,586 You can take him to the commissary, 120 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:58,344 or any of the communal areas on the third floor. 121 00:04:58,344 --> 00:05:00,689 -Thank you. -He's in Room 11B. 122 00:05:00,689 --> 00:05:02,137 -Thank you. -Thanks so much. 123 00:05:02,137 --> 00:05:04,793 Do not leave the third floor.Okay. 124 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:08,310 Dope. 125 00:05:16,551 --> 00:05:18,344 Maybe he's hard of hearing. 126 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,482 Should we just try to go in? 127 00:05:24,482 --> 00:05:26,241 Let me try something first. 128 00:05:30,137 --> 00:05:31,655 Looks like I'm the magician 129 00:05:31,655 --> 00:05:33,896 even though you're the one wearing that hat. 130 00:05:33,896 --> 00:05:37,068 Okay, I think the door was just unlocked. 131 00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:42,965 Ilana: Saul? Saul Borowitz? 132 00:05:42,965 --> 00:05:44,862 I'm your 16th cousin Ilana Wexler. 133 00:05:44,862 --> 00:05:46,862 Oh, my God. 134 00:05:46,862 --> 00:05:48,448 Oh, my God. 135 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:49,896 No! 136 00:05:49,896 --> 00:05:51,482 No, no, no, no. 137 00:05:51,482 --> 00:05:53,827 No. Oh, God. 138 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:55,379 I knew I shouldn't have stopped at Sephora 139 00:05:55,379 --> 00:05:57,689 before I came here! 140 00:05:57,689 --> 00:06:00,862 I'm gonna cover his face up. This is too weird. 141 00:06:00,862 --> 00:06:03,310 -Gotcha! -Oh, my God. 142 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:05,931 Works every time. 143 00:06:05,931 --> 00:06:07,758 You know, you must be one of those GenesandMe kids. 144 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,896 I can see the resemblance. Look. 145 00:06:09,896 --> 00:06:12,137 That's me as a horny teenager. 146 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:13,620 See the hair? 147 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:15,034 I guess. 148 00:06:15,034 --> 00:06:16,586 Have a seat. 149 00:06:16,586 --> 00:06:18,862 -Wow. -Great fun, huh? 150 00:06:18,862 --> 00:06:21,034 Yes. Wild. Wild. 151 00:06:21,034 --> 00:06:22,896 Very scary. 152 00:06:22,896 --> 00:06:24,206 So, like I said, I'm Ilana. 153 00:06:24,206 --> 00:06:26,137 And this is my, um... 154 00:06:26,137 --> 00:06:27,931 Oh, God. She's my everything. 155 00:06:27,931 --> 00:06:29,379 But, you know what, I'll just boil it down to soulmate. 156 00:06:29,379 --> 00:06:30,793 Let's -- Let's just leave it at soulmate. 157 00:06:30,793 --> 00:06:31,965 I'm Abbi. 158 00:06:31,965 --> 00:06:33,448 Nice to meet you both. 159 00:06:33,448 --> 00:06:35,551 So, Saul, I'm applying to graduate school, 160 00:06:35,551 --> 00:06:37,068 and I'm writing my personal essay 161 00:06:37,068 --> 00:06:38,551 about inherited trauma. 162 00:06:38,551 --> 00:06:39,965 Ah. 163 00:06:39,965 --> 00:06:42,413 For example, I experience anxiety diarrhea 164 00:06:42,413 --> 00:06:45,310 three to eight times daily.Ay, yi, yi, yi. 165 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:48,620 Now, do you think that somatic expression 166 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:51,862 tracks back to your horrific experience 167 00:06:51,862 --> 00:06:53,413 somehow, for sure? 168 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,068 No. 169 00:06:56,068 --> 00:06:59,965 I'm gonna write "possible connection." 170 00:06:59,965 --> 00:07:01,827 Okay. So, tell me everything. 171 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:03,896 I want to hear about mental illness history, 172 00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:06,344 stories from the old country, Nazi shit, anything. 173 00:07:06,344 --> 00:07:08,827 Tell you what. 174 00:07:08,827 --> 00:07:10,655 I'll tell you everything -- the whole family, 175 00:07:10,655 --> 00:07:12,310 relatives, everything -- 176 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:14,551 if you'll take me out of here for a little while. 177 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:17,448 I've been cooped up here so long, and you know what? 178 00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:19,344 The food here is horse shit. 179 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:21,206 Hm.Well, the woman downstairs said we could take you 180 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:22,620 wherever you want on this floor. 181 00:07:22,620 --> 00:07:24,827 Ah, come on. It's so strict down there. 182 00:07:24,827 --> 00:07:26,620 I-I'm sorry, Saul. We can't. 183 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:29,827 I mean, we're just following orders. 184 00:07:29,827 --> 00:07:31,586 Well, I've heard that one before. 185 00:07:31,586 --> 00:07:33,310 Oooooooh! 186 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:35,448 Okay, okay. We're getting you out of here right now! 187 00:07:35,448 --> 00:07:37,206 Wow! 188 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:41,620 Yes! Yes. 189 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:43,379 Oh, uh... this guy had an accident. 190 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,379 Shit was everywhere. We gotta get rid of the rug. 191 00:07:45,379 --> 00:07:47,172 Yep. We're doing it. 192 00:07:47,172 --> 00:07:48,586 Getting him out! 193 00:07:51,241 --> 00:07:53,482 -Oh, man. 194 00:07:53,482 --> 00:07:55,448 Okay. I got -- I can't do this anymore. 195 00:07:55,448 --> 00:07:56,620 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Ready? 196 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:57,758 Alright. Okay. Oh. 197 00:07:57,758 --> 00:07:59,034 Shit! Shit! God... 198 00:07:59,034 --> 00:08:00,413 Saul! Saul! Are you okay?! 199 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,034 Great work, girls. 200 00:08:02,034 --> 00:08:03,620 Ah. 201 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:05,379 Smell that New York air. 202 00:08:05,379 --> 00:08:07,137 It's like garbage. I love it! 203 00:08:07,137 --> 00:08:08,103 Oh, come on. 204 00:08:10,344 --> 00:08:11,655 So let's get you some real food 205 00:08:11,655 --> 00:08:13,379 and get into some real family history. 206 00:08:13,379 --> 00:08:14,793 For example, I want to know -- 207 00:08:14,793 --> 00:08:16,931 were your parents mentally ill, like mine? 208 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,620 Listen -- Before we get to that... 209 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:20,482 Yeah?...could you guys take me to a shoemaker? 210 00:08:20,482 --> 00:08:22,689 -Of course, Saul. -Good. 211 00:08:22,689 --> 00:08:25,344 We'll do you one better. 212 00:08:30,758 --> 00:08:32,344 Ooh! That looks so nice. 213 00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:34,206 Good. 214 00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:36,827 Okay, Saul, now that I've got you in pleasure, 215 00:08:36,827 --> 00:08:40,275 interview question number one -- what does post-traumatic 216 00:08:40,275 --> 00:08:42,172 stress disorder mean to you? 217 00:08:42,172 --> 00:08:45,551 Look, they have high tops. I'll be right back. 218 00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:48,517 He is too cute. 219 00:08:48,517 --> 00:08:49,827 You hear him -- 220 00:08:49,827 --> 00:08:51,965 What? 221 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,137 I'm just sending a selfie to Leslie. 222 00:08:53,137 --> 00:08:56,862 Cute. I just, um... 223 00:08:56,862 --> 00:09:00,689 I forgot about, uh... you know, uh... 224 00:09:03,413 --> 00:09:04,586 Saul: Girls! 225 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:07,448 I found it -- a dope-ass pair. 226 00:09:09,896 --> 00:09:11,586 I love these shoes. 227 00:09:11,586 --> 00:09:13,172 I love them, too.They look amazing on you. 228 00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:14,448 Really. You hungry? 229 00:09:14,448 --> 00:09:17,206 Where do you want?What about Red Hook? 230 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:18,793 Red Hook is kind of hard to get to, right? 231 00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:20,758 Well, we can always take the --Shut up, Saul! 232 00:09:23,068 --> 00:09:25,206 ♪ Hello♪ 233 00:09:25,206 --> 00:09:26,413 What, dude? 234 00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:30,551 Alan motherfucking Cumming. 235 00:09:30,551 --> 00:09:32,517 Oh, my God. 236 00:09:32,517 --> 00:09:33,862 Who is that? 237 00:09:33,862 --> 00:09:35,862 Both: Alan Cumming!Saul! 238 00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:37,724 Alan Cumming -- the magical, pansexual, 239 00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:39,206 New York City party boi-nymph 240 00:09:39,206 --> 00:09:40,931 in the beautiful flesh!I have chills. 241 00:09:40,931 --> 00:09:42,862 Okay, should we follow him? 242 00:09:42,862 --> 00:09:44,379 I mean, I think we have to. 243 00:09:44,379 --> 00:09:46,034 What? I'm starving! 244 00:09:46,034 --> 00:09:47,896 Okay, it is not about you right now, honey. 245 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:49,896 Saul, we're talking about Alan Cumming 246 00:09:49,896 --> 00:09:51,586 from -- from "Romy and Michelle," 247 00:09:51,586 --> 00:09:52,827 from "The Anniversary Party," from "The Good Wife," 248 00:09:52,827 --> 00:09:55,758 from "Spice World" fame, Saul. 249 00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:57,551 I mean, Alan Cumming created his own perfume line 250 00:09:57,551 --> 00:09:59,068 called "Cumming." 251 00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:00,724 Is that LOL genie or what? 252 00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:02,241 I'm wearing it right now. 253 00:10:02,241 --> 00:10:05,068 Saul, I swear to Adonai, 254 00:10:05,068 --> 00:10:07,068 whatever Alan Cumming has in store for today, 255 00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:08,517 you will be titillated by it. Yes. 256 00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,344 He represents the real New York, okay? 257 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:12,758 The -- The pre-9/11, pre-"Sex in the City," 258 00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:15,103 Basquiat, Keith Haring New York. 259 00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:17,413 The only Haring I'm interested in is pickled herring. 260 00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:19,310 And as soon as we can get to that, I am fine. 261 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,275 Okay. We'll do it.You got yourself a deal. Got yourself a deal. 262 00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:23,068 Let's go, let's go. Let's go.We'll make it happen. All right! 263 00:10:23,068 --> 00:10:24,689 Come on, Saul. We gotta catch up with him.Hurry it up. 264 00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:28,896 -Alright. -Alright. We're gonna catch up. 265 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,724 Giddy-up, Saul! Come on! We got it, Saul. 266 00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:31,965 Shit, shit! Here we go. 267 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,068 We're losing him.Okay. Alright. 268 00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,413 We got -- 269 00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:37,034 Drag brunch!Drag brunch! 270 00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:38,448 We must!We must! We must? 271 00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:39,689 We must!We must! 272 00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:40,896 Okay. 273 00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:42,586 -Come on, brother! -Here we go. 274 00:10:42,586 --> 00:10:44,586 ♪ You're our guest ♪ 275 00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:46,000 ♪ You're our guest ♪ 276 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,586 ♪ Jiggly Caliente is the best ♪ 277 00:10:48,586 --> 00:10:50,965 ♪ Tuck your dick between your legs ♪ 278 00:10:50,965 --> 00:10:53,793 ♪ And shake those unfeasibly large breasts ♪ 279 00:10:53,793 --> 00:10:56,448 ♪ A generous pour, contours and curves ♪ 280 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,103 ♪ All the drinks that you deserve ♪ 281 00:10:59,103 --> 00:11:01,586 ♪ We are dressed in all couture ♪ 282 00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:04,310 ♪ Just ask our queen, Sasha Velour ♪ 283 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:07,137 ♪ Undo your belt, loosen your pants ♪ 284 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:09,931 ♪ Tip your waitress, she's freelance ♪ 285 00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:15,689 ♪ Our mimosa pours will always past the test ♪ 286 00:11:15,689 --> 00:11:18,586 ♪ Come on and bring your nephew ♪ 287 00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:21,724 ♪ Apply your blush and then you'll pass the test ♪ 288 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,137 ♪ Touch my chest ♪ 289 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:26,275 ♪ You're our guest ♪ 290 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:31,000 Yes! 291 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,448 Can I take your order, baby? 292 00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:35,275 Yes. Can I get a coffee with a side of you? 293 00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:36,620 -Wooo! -Oh! 294 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,034 Sau-ul. 295 00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:40,275 Looks like I got a fresh one, mm-hmm? 296 00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:42,103 I love this place.Thank you. 297 00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:45,000 And I love money, so make sure y'all tip, okay? 298 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,241 -Yes. -I'll be back, doll. 299 00:11:46,241 --> 00:11:47,275 Okay. Love it. 300 00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:54,000 Oof! That was good. 301 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,241 Oh, my God, Ilana. He's at the bar. 302 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,724 We have to go pay our respects. Okay. 303 00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:04,172 Let's vape and loosen up a little bit. 304 00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:05,482 Okay. Thanks. 305 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,862 Oh, Saul, this is a marijuana pen. 306 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:13,344 Ooh, sorry. You probably don't want that. 307 00:12:13,344 --> 00:12:14,758 Why shouldn't I get high? 308 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:20,379 Yeah, go for it.Get ripped, 'cuz. 309 00:12:22,724 --> 00:12:24,724 You can't get off unless you cough! 310 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:27,689 That's for damn sure. 311 00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:30,206 Both: Conga time! 312 00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:32,137 Ooh, come on, girls. 313 00:12:32,137 --> 00:12:33,896 Oh, my gosh, Abbi, his friend just left him, 314 00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,172 leaving him all alone at the bar. 315 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,827 Oh, my God. It's now or never, dude. 316 00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:38,068 Come on. 317 00:12:46,551 --> 00:12:49,000 It's a bare... with a hint of lavender. 318 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,482 Mm. 319 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,000 Hello. 320 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,310 Both: Hi. 321 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,758 Um, Mr. Cumming, um... 322 00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:05,068 we just want to say how big of fans we are. 323 00:13:05,068 --> 00:13:07,068 -Um... -Yes. 324 00:13:07,068 --> 00:13:09,862 Thank you so much for bringing us here today. 325 00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:11,896 For bringing you? 326 00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:13,586 We followed you for, like, 13 blocks. 327 00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:14,965 Cool. 328 00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,103 It's really cool. It is cool. 329 00:13:16,103 --> 00:13:17,793 I think it's kind of cool. 330 00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,413 So you're a couple? 331 00:13:19,413 --> 00:13:20,586 No. 332 00:13:20,586 --> 00:13:21,965 We're just best friends forever. 333 00:13:21,965 --> 00:13:24,379 Oh, it's just... the hat. 334 00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:27,275 No, we actually just brought Ilana's 16th cousin, 335 00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:29,586 uh, 'cause he's a Holocaust survivor. 336 00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,310 Oh, really? That's incredible. 337 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,689 My cousin.We really need to cherish our elders 338 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,379 and hear their stories. 339 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,482 You want to meet him? 340 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,000 -Sure. -Yeah, he's here. 341 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,310 You've got to meet my 16th cousin, Alan Cumming. 342 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:43,241 -He's great. -He's right over there. 343 00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:46,379 Where is he? 344 00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:47,793 -Abbi, look! -No! 345 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,103 Both: Saul!No! 346 00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:56,137 Ilana: Saul! Abbi: Saul! 347 00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:58,551 Both: Saul! Saul! 348 00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:00,103 Oh, my God. 349 00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:03,103 He's gone for fucking ever! Okay, okay. 350 00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,862 Dude, we'll just see where the bus stops next. 351 00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:06,586 Okay. 352 00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:08,724 Um... 353 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,758 Uh -- uh -- 354 00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:12,068 I can't read a fucking bus map. 355 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,448 No, me either. Okay. 356 00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:15,068 We cannot be losing Holocaust survivors! 357 00:14:15,068 --> 00:14:17,448 Not now that the world is gaining Nazis somehow! 358 00:14:17,448 --> 00:14:19,034 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 359 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:21,068 Where would a Holocaust survivor go? 360 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,448 Um... 361 00:14:22,448 --> 00:14:23,724 Okay, okay. Think, think, think. 362 00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:25,862 Um, pickled herring. Um... 363 00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,448 Both: Zabar's! 364 00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:28,758 Yes! 365 00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:29,862 Shit! My hat, dude! 366 00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:31,379 Leave the hat! No! 367 00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:33,206 It's not that simple! 368 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,655 To the mayo-based salads. 369 00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:43,206 Saul? Saul Borowitz? 370 00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:44,551 Oh, excuse me, excuse me. 371 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,448 Have you seen an elderly gentleman, 372 00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:49,068 like yay high? 373 00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:51,793 He's also very high as in stoned. 374 00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:53,551 Oh, he's also wearing brightly colored 375 00:14:53,551 --> 00:14:55,275 LeBron high tops. Yes. 376 00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:57,137 I don't think so. Sorry. 377 00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:58,482 Shit. 378 00:14:58,482 --> 00:14:59,689 Okay. Maybe we check down here -- 379 00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,275 Wait, Ilana. Okay. 380 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,655 Um, I'm never up here, 381 00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:05,034 and -- and the babka is insane. 382 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,793 We got to get some while we're here. 383 00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:08,310 I will get some whitefish salad. 384 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:10,172 Hey, can I get a pound of whitefish salad please? 385 00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:11,655 And we'll take that to go. We're kind of in a hurry. 386 00:15:11,655 --> 00:15:13,000 Thank you. Okay, dude. 387 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,448 Where else would a Holocaust survivor go? 388 00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:25,793 Wow, we really got lost in there. 389 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,862 Well, you can't rush through. 390 00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:29,206 No, no. 391 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,689 The resilience of the Jewish people 392 00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:32,655 is just astounding. Yeah. 393 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:35,275 We got to keep educating ourselves, you know. 394 00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:37,827 Truly never forget.Never forget. 395 00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:39,448 Shit!Both: Saul! 396 00:15:39,448 --> 00:15:41,827 Oh, my God. Idiots! 397 00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:43,827 Saul?! 398 00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:45,379 Saul?! 399 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:48,517 Okay, where else might an old Jew go? 400 00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:50,103 A sale. 401 00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:51,517 Genius. Jew magnet! 402 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:52,793 Yes! 403 00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:58,655 Just can't pass up a sale like that. 404 00:15:58,655 --> 00:15:59,965 No, I mean, you find the best stuff 405 00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,517 when you're not looking.That's right. 406 00:16:01,517 --> 00:16:02,551 I mean, we weren't trying to shop. Yeah. 407 00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:04,689 We had to. We hadto. 408 00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,379 Youdon't find great clothes. Great clothesfind you. 409 00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,862 Exactly. Damn it! Saul! 410 00:16:07,862 --> 00:16:09,517 Oh, my God. What is wrong with us? 411 00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:11,068 I don't know. I think we smoked too much weed. 412 00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:12,517 We got to go back to the assisted living facility. 413 00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:13,965 It's getting late, it's getting dark. 414 00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:15,758 Yeah, you're right. Also we need our licenses. 415 00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,517 Ugh. Good point. Geez. 416 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:32,241 Hi... 417 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,517 Doris. 418 00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:37,551 There's no delicate way to put this, 419 00:16:37,551 --> 00:16:40,000 but, um... 420 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,206 we lost Saul, and we can't find him, 421 00:16:43,206 --> 00:16:44,896 and we looked all over, 422 00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:46,896 all the fuck over, and we can't find him, 423 00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:50,793 and we're really, really, really sorry. 424 00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:53,862 Ooh. No disrespect. 425 00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:56,172 He's at Ikea.What? 426 00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:57,689 How do you -- How do you know that? 427 00:16:57,689 --> 00:17:00,172 When he breaks out, he always goes to IKEA. 428 00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:01,482 That's what he does. 429 00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:02,758 That's -- Well... 430 00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,413 That's hilarious. -...okay. 431 00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:06,965 Didn't I tell you not to leave the third floor with him? 432 00:17:06,965 --> 00:17:08,137 You did mention that. 433 00:17:08,137 --> 00:17:09,517 I didn't really hear it. 434 00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:11,793 I feel like that was more directed to my... 435 00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:12,931 friend, to be honest. 436 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,413 Okay. 437 00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:18,241 Um, so you guys got it from here or... 438 00:17:18,241 --> 00:17:22,137 And -- And -- And -- And we could just take -- 439 00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:24,241 We'll just take our licenses back real quick, 440 00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,310 and then we'll just be like, "Great meeting ya". 441 00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:28,862 No. 442 00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:33,551 Go get him. 443 00:17:33,551 --> 00:17:35,241 Okay, um... 444 00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:37,310 Do you think that we can leave our bags -- 445 00:17:37,310 --> 00:17:38,344 Now. 446 00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:40,482 We'll take them.Yeah. 447 00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:41,586 See you later. 448 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:46,172 Ilana: Saul? 449 00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:47,620 Saul?! 450 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,413 Oh, my God, Abbi. He's here. 451 00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:52,068 Oh, my gosh, Saul, we've been looking everywhere for you! 452 00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:53,620 -God! 453 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,620 Wow. 454 00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,344 You know, y-you come in for one thing, 455 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,827 and -- and... 456 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,965 Like your cousin, the Holocaust survivor. 457 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:04,379 Before you take me back, 458 00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:07,586 how about some Swedish meatballs? 459 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,586 Mm. I mean, you know I'm in. 460 00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:12,482 You can leave the hat in the cart. 461 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:25,517 -These are so good. -Told ya. 462 00:18:25,517 --> 00:18:28,482 So what's up with the IKEA fetish, Saul? 463 00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,206 Well... 464 00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:33,000 when I escaped from the camp, 465 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,862 I wound up in Sweden, 466 00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:38,413 and those people, the -- the Swedish people, 467 00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:40,379 they were so good to me.Hm. 468 00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:43,413 And their furniture was so elegant. 469 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,827 So this is like, um, retail therapy. 470 00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:48,724 -Makes sense. 471 00:18:48,724 --> 00:18:49,862 Well, we had a great day with you. 472 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,172 Thanks for sharing it with us. 473 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,137 We learned so much from you, Saul. 474 00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:55,034 And -- And also, the, um... 475 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,068 Holocaust Memorial Museum of New York. 476 00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:58,206 We just stopped by. 477 00:18:58,206 --> 00:18:59,517 You know my motto -- 478 00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,137 Never forget. 479 00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:02,793 Also... 480 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,655 don't remind me.Yeah. 481 00:19:04,655 --> 00:19:08,137 And you look a great deal like my father. 482 00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:09,827 -Are you serious? -Yeah. Yeah. 483 00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:12,620 Really?It's all about -- It's all about the eyes... 484 00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,793 The moustache. 485 00:19:21,448 --> 00:19:23,724 Oh, my...God. 486 00:19:23,724 --> 00:19:25,206 Okay. 487 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,275 Let me talk to you for one -- one quick sec. 488 00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:28,620 Yeah. Okay. So, um... 489 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:32,965 I, um... I feel like I gave, um, 490 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:36,862 this -- this guy, like, a good go of it today. 491 00:19:36,862 --> 00:19:41,448 And I-I just don't think that it's really me. 492 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,689 O-Okay. 493 00:19:43,689 --> 00:19:45,896 I mean, I-I-I really appreciate the gesture. 494 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,517 Like, it was so nice that you would think of me -- 495 00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,275 It's totally fine.But, like, it's just not my -- 496 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,344 Abbi -- Abbi, listen. I thought it looked cute on you. 497 00:19:51,344 --> 00:19:54,517 Okay. But you're much cuter without it. 498 00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:58,137 Oh. 499 00:19:58,137 --> 00:20:00,000 Sweet relief. 500 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Oh, my God. 501 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,482 I feel so much better. 502 00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:08,068 Ilana: "It's not about the hideous hat. 503 00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:10,137 It's about the head that wears it. 504 00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:11,965 I couldn't help but wonder, 505 00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:15,862 I used to think being Jewish meant IBS, Tay-Sachs, 506 00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:20,482 inherited trauma, and childhood contact lenses." 507 00:20:20,482 --> 00:20:22,413 Oh. 508 00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:25,448 "But now I know being Jewish is about being resilient, 509 00:20:25,448 --> 00:20:27,517 having the strength to survive the Holocaust 510 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,137 in perpetual exile, as well as being able 511 00:20:30,137 --> 00:20:32,689 to carry a stag table to the parking lot of an IKEA 512 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,413 at 91 years old." 513 00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:42,517 "And I hopeyou have the strength 514 00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:44,448 to accept this little Jew 515 00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:46,689 into your Psychology Gradate program. 516 00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,206 Shalom." 517 00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,862 Yeah, I'm getting in. 518 00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:02,517 Oh, my God. 519 00:21:02,517 --> 00:21:04,000 Cute as hell. 520 00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:12,310 Are you performers? 521 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,241 No. Why? 522 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:15,000 The...hat. 523 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Oh, this? No, this is a style choice. 524 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,137 Usually, I'm pro-choice, 525 00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,620 but I would abort this if I could. 526 00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,655 The hat -- I'd burn it.